How to become a villain of excellency in seven steps of easyness!
1. Watch somebody else do it first - "The experience of workness has very much importance"
2. Sell badges to babies in a sewer - "This is a point of lowness but will have usefulness later. Have trust in Fawful!"
3. Do your research! - "Study the three-course meal of Powers of Greatness, Politics, and Technology."
4. Branding! - "You must be showing fury with colors and symbols of the greatness you are having. DO NOT HAVE THE STEALING OF FAWFUL'S BRANDING!!"
5. Minions and henchmen - "Have the gathering of minions of loyalness. Fawful uses the brainwashing of brilliance and the building of Fawful's own creations!"
6. Execute Plan - "I will have victory!"
7. Die :/